Nation In Disbelief That Alabama Did Not Elect A Pedophile

After an extremely publicized nail-biter of a senate race, the nation is in complete and utter disbelief that Alabama willingly elected democrat Doug Jones over accused serial child-molester Roy Moore. “I was so absolutely sure that Alabama was going to choose a pedophile that preyed on teenage girls through the span of decades over the…

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Donald Trump Jr. Indicted For Undisclosed Contacts With Every Taco Bell In Moscow

In the latest session of his special counsel’s absolutely brutal legal harpooning of White House associates and Trump campaign members, Robert S. Mueller III dropped the biggest bomb yet when he announced the indictment of Donald Trump Jr. for failing to disclose his contacts with every single Taco Bell restaurant in the Russian capital of…

Donald Trump Releases New Campaign Banner

In the midst of his hugely successful Super Tuesday results from Alabama through Virginia, Donald Trump has released an entirely new design of his presidential campaign banner. “The Trump campaign is proud of our new campaign banner, as it combines the patriotic red, white, and blue colors with the great Trump reputation,” said an anonymous…