I’m here to guide you on your journey through Valentines Day. I know all you singles are wondering, “what do I do today without a lover?” Well, you sorry sadsacks, I can tell you what to do. After braving many Valentines Days past, I’ve accumulated a comprehensive list of things to do by yourself on Valentines Day. Feel free to try them out yourself.
- Drink hard liquor
- Watch TV while drinking hard liquor
- Treat yourself to a nice dinner, followed by hard liquor
- Have a special singles party with your friends, where you all drink hard liquor
- Go out to a trendy bar, where you can meet felow singles and drink hard liquor
- Drnk hard liquor
- Catch upp on Homewrok
- Follow oyour passins man!!!!! Do what you oiwant, wirte a dope article. be who you want tto mbe!!!!!!!!! Whio;le drinking hard liquor
- Fuck tyhat fucking bthic Beccy sje thinks she can cheatt on me and just oact like nothing happpend>!>!>!! Fuck you beccy
- Godd am n I fuckcing !!!! Hate Valnetnis Day. Fuck this shit as s hplidy
To akll you Couples who read my aswesome BLOG! TO all you uguys, I have a verrrrrrtyyyy special listt tfor you ttoo do. I fucking knowu what you pieces of shit shoudld fucking dod for valentines daoy you fuckign ingrate shitlodrkd.
- Buy a gun and kill yourself
- Buy a knaucfe and kill yourself
- Buy spoem pills and killsoyoursf
- Fucjk youu!!!!
- Fuck both ouf you!!!!
- Fuck you Beccy!!!!1 You afre a fucking the worst fuck persoonn evar
- drin k luqor
Tnaky you to all og my readors. I love you
I love you,