Tips And Tricks To Survive The Chicago Winter

2018 is here, and it's cold as heck. Here are some secret tips'n'tricks I have personally accrued over my years in Chicago. Hopefully you use them to make it through the winter!   Get a heater!   Do not make eye contact with those cruel, conniving snow gremlins if you value your well-being, and the…

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Nation In Disbelief That Alabama Did Not Elect A Pedophile

After an extremely publicized nail-biter of a senate race, the nation is in complete and utter disbelief that Alabama willingly elected democrat Doug Jones over accused serial child-molester Roy Moore. “I was so absolutely sure that Alabama was going to choose a pedophile that preyed on teenage girls through the span of decades over the…